Tuesday Tottie: James Haskell

I’m pretty sure the world and his mother know who James Haskell is, but with the recent launch of his Facebook Fanpage I thought I’d give The Hask some TT love anyway.  If you’re not aware, James is a Rugby Union player, currently at Stade Francais and an England regular.  He’s 25, bloody tall, sexy and from the amount of time he spends tweeting, I’m assuming single. 

Most importantly, he looks good. He looks good clothed (and with friends):

Naked (many thanks to whoever it was that uploaded this beauty to his fan page):

In pink:

In action:

Bleeding:

He even looks good with me:

I know he’s a little cocky sometimes, but it’s all part of his charm.  And if you follow his tweets, I’m sure you’ll agree that he’s usually entertaining. Hope you enjoyed the pictures!  Happy Tuesday.

You can find and contact Hask pretty much everywhere:

His website: http://www.jameshaskell.com/

His Twitter: http://twitter.com/jameshaskell

His Facebook: Click here (Become a fan now to be in with a chance of winning a pair of.. old socks? Come on, step it up Mr Haskell.)

Rafael Nadal wins US Open

Last night Nadal beat Djokovic in a tough 4 sets to become US Open Champion.  In doing this he also joined an elite group of players to complete a career slam.  At the age of only 24 surely it’s not long until he will be overtaking Roger Federer and placing himself top of the pack. 

The final was a thriller, with both men giving it their all, and especially in Djokovic’s case, leaving their heart and soul out on court.  What a fight of a match.  Unfortunately there was only ever likely to be one winner, and in the words of Novak Djokovic himself: “Right now he’s the best player in the world and he absolutely deserves this title.”

Congratulations to Nadal, his biceps and his fine fine ass.

New Season. New Manager. Same Shit.

Liverpool you will send me to an early grave.  Why must you make everything so hard?  Seriously, being a fan right now is hard work.  Living in constant fear that our best players want to leave, waiting for the day we go into administration, having to listen to daily verbal battering’s from the media and fans – mainly our OWN fans.  Watching my beloved club slowly follow Leeds down to the lower leagues, is that really what is happening? 

And yet each week I still believe. I still get excited before kick off, I have hope and faith we will perform. We’ll prove everyone wrong.  We WILL fight for that Champions League spot.  And then you go and get your arses handed to you by Birmingham. Birmingham!!! You do realise we are playing Manchester United this weekend don’t you? Put in a performance like that against them and not even Pepe can save us.  Because lets be honest, without Pepe in goal for us this past Sunday, our position in the league could be even more depressing than it is now.  And it’s already pretty fucking depressing.

You make me sad and you make me cry. But still, this Sunday, I will once again get excited watching you walk out onto the  pitch. The hairs on the back of my neck will stand up as I hear ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ echo around the stadium.  I will believe all over again, but this time, I beg you, please don’t break my heart.

I was going to add an ‘inspirational’ video here, but I think instead we could all just do with something to make us smile;

YNWA!

Tommy Bowe and Timmy Mallett

As if I needed any more reason to love Tommy Bowe, he posts this photo on Twitter:

Brilliant!

Cristiano Ronaldo for Timeforce Watches

Topless, naturally.

And a little bonus video. Since Kickette Tweeted this yesterday, I have pretty much watched it on a loop. A sneak preview of Ronaldo’s new Armani advert. It’s GOOD. Very very good.

No better way to start the weekend, than with Bacon!

Xabi Alonso: Playing Daddy, checking BB, looking gorgeous.

All in a days work for this guy.

Checking Twitter..?

Well spotted by @nathalianess for father/son matching t-shirts. Could they be any cuter?

Xabi, don’t ever change.

Image source: http://www.bellazon.com/main/

Jenson Button for Head and Shoulders

Yeah, I know these are a few months old, but deal with it..

Daniel Vettori: Cricketer of the Year (again)

I, like many others, have a lot of love for this man.  A genuine gentleman in todays game.  He’s also seriously good at cricket.  The man bowls, bats, fields, captains, coaches and probably saves kittens from tall trees too.  He’s brilliant.  Thats why for the second year running (and 4th time in past 6 years) he has been named New Zealands cricketer of the year.  No one more deserved in my opinion.

Vettori also won the Winsor Cup for first-class bowling, along with the Walter Hadlee trophy for the best ODI bowler.  A hat trick of awesome.  Congratulations Dan!

Stuart Broad on Twitter

OK, not really, but it is one of the best fakes I’ve seen in a while. With a bio that reads “(Homage to) Stuart Broad. Ashes hero. Test number 7. Naked model. Celebrity”, tweets such as “Just finished morning fitness session. Was delayed by 20 minutes while we waited for KP before someone remembered he’d been dropped. Oops” and “Luke Wright has come in smug because he’s a trending topic. I’ve pointed out to him that 90% of those tweets are saying “drop Luke Wright”..”And the other 10% are people saying “Who is Luke Wright?” he makes me laugh quite a lot. Give him a follow @stueybroad.

Would also like to take a moment to apprecaite his general adorableness.

justwannasquishhimtillhesblueinthefaceinalovingwayhessofreakingcute

OK, I’m done. Carry on with your life.

(SideNote: FYI Google, if I search ‘Stuart Broad’ it’s because I want information on and pictures of Stuart Broad. It does not mean I want pictures of his disgustingly pretty girlfriend. If I did, I would search ‘ways to make me puke’. Sort it out. Thanks.)

Gonna be a good Quin

Last year I decided I was going to follow club rugby more, I’ve never had a team so wasn’t sure who to pick. There didn’t seem to be any clubs close to my hometown and Leicester (where I study) seemed too obvious a choice – although I do still kinda like them. Anyway, I settled on Harlequins – not just because of Danny Care, but maybe a little (read: a lot).

Why I hate baselayers, evidence 10,083.. EVIL.

So last year I became the worlds crappiest Quin.. Seriously, I’m rubbish. I did go watch them get their asses kicked by Tigers and continued to cheer despite being the only non Tiger in the ground – or so it felt anyway. This year however I am really going to try and be better. They have a lot of players that I like (and actually know, which helps.) and they seem to be the kind of club I’d like, bloodgate aside… although I do enjoy drama like that sometimes.  I am a little sad about the loss of Gonzalo Tiesi though, what a fine piece of Argie ass he is. 

And look, just look at all the lovely players (and their thiiiiighs)..

Yes, yes, yes and yes..

I’m so dedicated in fact I may even invest in a shirt (when student loans come in obviously). Maybe even the much bitched about new away one.. Now I’m off to wikipedia to read the history of my new club..and try and understand the Premiership rules.

(Yeah, they’re even getting their own tag! Best. Fan. Ever. I know.)

Gavin Henson: Dancing his way out the World Cup

The man all rugby fans love to hate (except for me, I just hate) will be appearing on this years Strictly Come Dancing. Another reason not to watch the show? Probably. But what annoys me about this is that while most rugby players are training hard and playing their arses off each week in the hope of being selected to play for their country in next years rugby World Cup, Gavin’s off having spray tans and dressing in lycra. What’s Henson have to say on the matter?

“I’ve never been to a Rugby World Cup which is coming up in 2011 and I’m thinking about training for that,” he said.

“Hopefully I can get back into rugby, do well and get into the World Cup squad. It’s the one thing that is not on my CV.”

Yup, he’s thinking about training for it. While also training for ballroom dancing. And going to Norway to do another reality show (no interest in finding out what this is about at all). But hey, he needs the World Cup to complete his CV. (I’m shaking my head about now)

Well, I wish him all the luck in the world with his fight back into the game – did I manage to make that sound sincere?

And if the whole rugby thing doesn’t work out, he can always continue electrocuting himself. Now that was good telly.

BALLER BINGO – World Cup Version

YES! Baller Bingo is back!! Now I would like to say I have worked really hard getting this ready, but in fact I spent about 1 day back in April working hard and have been drunk since then. However I have still produced a game and would greatly appreciate you all playing, and inviting as many people as you know to play aswell.

If you do not know the rules then basically it is just bingo, with a pervy twist. Pick a card. Watch a game. Tick what ya see/hear. Get drunk version – have a shot everytime you see something on your card. Have fun. Eaaaaasy!

Now, I have made 4 cards that can be used for any game! Just pick one and get playing!

Card 1

Card 2

Card 3

Card 4

However, if you would like to concentrate on just one team, then I have also made some country specific cards to be used. Some countries only have 1 card, and this is nothing to do with lack of help or my dislike of them, it is purely to do with my alchoholic lifestyle that I simply haven’t allowed enough time to do more…apologies.  I haven’t exactly been helped by all the injuries going on, so if a player that is now injured is featured on your chosen card, just ignore the name and look for any other player doing it.

So, if you do wish to play for just one team then pick from below..

Argentina

Australia 1

Australia 2

Brazil

Denmark 1

Denmark 2

England 1

England 2

France

Germany

Greece

Holland

Italy 1

Italy 2

Portugal 1

Portugal 2

Spain 1

Spain 2

USA 1

USA 2

Many many thanks to all the lovely people that helped make World Cup Baller Bingo happen, you are all amazing and I will love you forever..

@FloellaSmirnoff  @Nathalianess   @tezary   @misspipita   @pervetastic @snrta_blue @gigglepops   @kailynleanne43   @nandiaramos   @aristeia      @TuttoBene   @MRWF   @melly2508   @jguesman   @usarsnl @markwhyy   @dutkae   @lemonstarbursts  @lovelamps

As for prizes, well I figured there would be too many winners to let you all pick a Tuesday Tottie winner. I’d be fully booked till the next World Cup. So, you will just have to deal with the satisfaction of winning. And hopefully most of you will be too drunk to care anyway    However as the tournament gets towards an end (sob sob)  I will (probably, depending on current liver status) make other cards and the WCBB Final winner will win an actual prize you can hold in your hands. Amazing I know. I haven’t actually gone out and purchased it yet, but it will be awesome. Brownies honour.

All I have left to say is drink irresponsibly and HAVE FUN!!!

Danny Care and Ugo Monye for Womens Aid

Pepe is Packing!

This man must hate his job..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONNY!!!

31 today and still as gorgeous as ever!! Happy Birthday to my #1 guy! Now get well soon and get back on that pitch please Mr!

Oh and a little birthday treat for us..

It’s got it all.

Pretty boy – Check. Hot black guys – check. Smouldering shortie – check. Blackeye – check. Oldie – check.    Whatever they’re selling, I’m buying.

I know I’m a little rugby focused right now, but football has just pissed me off too much lately and it’s making my realise why I fell in love with rugby in the first place. Also the World Cup is just around the corner so I figure football will get it’s time then…as for the other sports, they will just have to work harder for my attention.

Oh and Baller Bingo – World Cup Edition – Yeah, it’s happening. What this space.

Jonny Fucking Wilkinson

(TUMMY FLASH! TUMMY FLASH!)

I love ya Jonny, I really do, but my God you can piss me off. I have tickets to the England game on Sunday and apart from being generally wet my pants excited, I was also looking forward to getting some pictures to help Jonny get his Rugby Rear of the Year crown. So what does he do? He gets fucking injured. Grrr. Now there is about a -2% chance of him playing on Sunday. Gutted. He’s 30 now..I don’t have many more chances to see him play. Stupid bloody injury faries, I hate you.

Really can’t deny how great the butt is though..

Steven Gerrard shows some skin.

Unfortunetly I haven’t been able to find any of the bloody pics…I live in hope that they will come soon.  Until then I will just enjoy Stevie flashing the very nice flesh. Those abs right there are why England are going to win the World Cup. Yeah!

The game also saw a blinder of a goal from Glen Johnson. David Beckham looking delish in the crowd – I’m still so that he wont be playing, but my God that man can rock a suit on the sidelines. And Joe Hart came on to make a million women swoon.

Fuck Yeah Simon Shaw!

Xabi Alonso – Still the sexist motherfucker there ever was.

Oh. Mai. Gaaaad.

He kills me with his beauty.

Rugby Rear of the Year!

It started as a bit of a joke on Twitter..it’s now developing into the most fun a girl can have and hopefully a soon to come charity event. To help make it happen please have a look at the Facebook page, which has many pictures to help you make up your mind. And then head over to cast your votes.

Recommend to all your equally lovely friends please, would be greatly appreciated! And it’s not like you really need an excuse to perv on bums.

I’m getting good at stalking..

The England rugby team held an open training and autograph session today. And of course I was there. They did a lot of stretches (yay!!) and spent a lot of time playing with footballs.  I spent a lot of time watching Delon Armitage stretch and jump on his own…and trying to see way over the over side of the pitch at Ben Foden, Matt Banahan and Dylan Hartley on their excercise bikes.  Aaanyway, it was awesome awesome AWESOME.

I took a fair few pictures..if you want to look through them, then CLICK RIGTH HERE!

After the training session, I got me some autographs!

Award for nicest man ever goes to Stefan Armitage <3

Bastard missed my shirt out..Totally hot though.

Someone was very happy to sign my shirt hehe

This close to me. Took all my willpower not to just lick his face..

Another one that got away

I have a million other pictures, but I think I’ll load them all into another photobucket album for those that want to view them all.  Now lets move onto the pictures of ME AND THE BOYS!!!!!

*insert love heart confetti here to fall down on us*

*explodes with Care Bear love*

Cueto is totally gorgeous up close and was getting his flirt on with all the ladies. So lovely *le sigh*

Yes I do only have one camera face. Deal with it.

So that was my day at Twickenham, a very very very good day indeed! 

Final thoughts:

- I am convinced that rugby players are actually the nicest people ever.

- Simon Shaw is MASSIVE. And has the voice to match it, but he is also a total sweetheart and I almost wet my pants being that close to him.

- Danny Care and I make a freaking great couple. Now he needs to realise that!!

- Martin Johnson is funnyyyy

- James Haskell makes running look hard, obviously it’s tough to carry all that hunk of body around..

- Ben Foden – Totally working his way up my list. LUSH.

- Rugby players are tall. I am not. This makes taking pictures tough.

- And finally, must learn to keep my mouth shut. When I open it I seem to talk about sweat. WTF.

Best. Day. Ever.

If you follow me on Twitter then you will already be well aware of this and probably wish I would shut the hell up, but you’re out of luck because I MET DANNY CARE DAMMIT!!!!!!

He is just as gorgeous in the close up flesh as I had hoped. And to make matters ever more perfect, he had a scratch down his forehead. Not quite as amazing as a black eye would be, but still a wonderful sight to a weirdo like me. He had on some freaking brilliant tight trousers, was super polite and smelled sexy as hell.

Now perhaps even more excited than getting side to side with Care Bear was seeing Martin Johnson walk down the street. Being the tw*t that I am, I got completely star struck and couldn’t utter a word. Luckily my not so shy sister (boosted on by the belly full of beer) shouted out after him – Yes, she hollared at the England manager!!!!! By his first name too!!!! – and we were luckily enough to get a picture with him;

Yes, he really is that huge.

I also snuggled up for a picture with Ugo Monye and Mike Brown. Ugo had a LV manbag on – fancy – and just kept asking the other guys where the food was. Mike Brown had scratches all up his arm and much to my sisters dissapointment I didn’t lick him. I fucking wanted to though, believe me.

OK well I could talk about meeting these guys forever, but there was actually a game on before too. And what a game it was. I must admit I was fully expecting the Tigers to kick some Quins butt.. And when just 3 minutes in Flood scored a try, I was proved right.. Or was I?

Quins were not going down without a fight and after a Care try the game was back on. When HT came and Harlequins were winning (by 1 point, but still WINNING) myself and the 3 other Quins fans in the stadium were very happy. Our happiness was short lived however when straight into the second half, the Tigers powered through with 2 tries. It all kinda went down hill from then and the game ended 40-22. I have to say I think it’s slightly harsh on Quins, but just shows what a class side Leicester have. Overall I still had an amazing day.

I took a shit load of pictures too. Gonna block up the whole page with this now. Bare with me;

Still there? Good, I have more..

If you survived that then you deserve a bloody medal.. Will a bruised Ben Cohen do?

I. Am. Done.

Wanted!

I need some help.. I’m looking for ladies (or men with a sense of humour) to help me. If you love football and would say you know a lot about one of the following sides and their players;
-Brazil
-Holland
-South Africa
-Spain

Then please give me an email to see if you can help me with my World Cup Baller Bingo plans – which you just know will be AWESOME. Would be greatly appreciated.

Email: mistys4@yahoo.co.uk

Don’t expect much from me for a while..

Hello my 3 loyal readers, just a quick one to say I won’t be posting much over the next few weeks. Um, not that I’m ever very reliable anyway but deadlines are looming and along with sleeping and eating, I’m having to give up blogging too. It sucks to be me sometimes. I’ll be back in a few weeks and may post the odd thigh when I need a break. Oh and I’ll try give you some pictures from the Quins game Saturday (SO excited about that btw)…So until then enjoy this pic and I’ll catch ya later..

Mwaah!

Xx

Well hello Frederick Bousquet

Cristiano Ronaldo – Sport & Style

This picture added to the comment made by one of Bacon’s many conquests;

“If his [you know what] was a pizza, it would be a family size pizza”

has got me having multiple Bacongasms today. God, I love this dirty man whore.

Mid-Week Thigh Shot

If your week is anything like mine has been, then you’ll appreciate this rather amazing set of thighs – Italian guy at the back.

Wowza.

David James spots his reflection..

It feels weird to congratulate Portsmouth on getting to the FA Cup final, when in the same weekend they were relegated from the Premiership. However it’s still a massive achievement for them and after the season they’ve had their fans deserve a good day out, which I am sure they will make it. Chelsea will probably brush them aside easy enough, but as it’s the FA Cup, I am hoping some of it’s old magic can cause an upset and give us an exciting final.

James Haskell for Lucozade

I did look online but these pictures were not easy enough to find for my lazy arse liking. So, instead I’ve taken photos from a magazine, apologies for the bad quality.

James Haskell doing what he does best; looking big and fit.

Holy Fuck Liverpool

Nobody said being a football fan was easy but ohmyfuckinggod that game nearly killed me.

What. A. Match.

The goal that was called offside then called a goal again pretty much sums up how I felt throughout the game. Joy followed by sickness and back to joy again.
Lucas goal was an absolute beaut. I’ve heard many people say you could’ve been fooled into thinking it was Torres, and (apart from the obvious difference in the good looking gene department) they’re totally right. It was a class finish by a fast improving boy. No, I’m still not his biggest fan, but he’s growing on me a lot, on and off the pitch.

Having seen Man United go out last night, I was not putting anything on a HT score of 2-0 being enough. So I continued bitting away at my now ruined nails and hoping and praying for another goal. And a beauty it was when it came <3 <3

So then Benfica scored a rocket and I went back to chewing my arm off, trying not to puke and silently saying my prayers and wishes.

I'm rambling now, basically I was a nervous fucking wreck till the final whistle and spent most the game crying. Yeah, this is what I do. After watching a rugby match a few weeks ago my sister commented "I don't know how you cope with watching this all the time"..neither do I sis, neither do I. Except it's all worth it in the end because WE ARE THROUGH TO THE SEMIS!!!!! Aahhhhhhhhh. Amazing.

Outstanding performances by so many players tonight. Lucas, Yossi, Carra, Nando, Stevie, they all did their part, but my MOTM goes to Kuyt. Pure class.

I can't say anymore, I'm still too hyped up and my brain is all scrambled. Maybe I'll make more sense tomorrow..(don't hold your breath..)

Picture highlights to come later.

One final thing, massive congratulations to Fulham!! Fully deserved for a great club. However IF it is to be an all English final, dontcha think it'll be a bit of an anti climax? Fulham v Liverpool – it's more your 3pm Saturday game than a European final. Oh well, gotta get past Atletico Madrid first.

Danny Care in GQ

Danny Care gave an interview with GQ magazine last month. My personal highlights..

What was the last film you saw?

“My housemate and I are Lord of the Rings geeks so we watched it again last night as we hadn’t seen it for a while. I’d say I’d seen it ten to fifteen times. We have a few challenges on who is the cleverest with facts – it’s quite sad, but he’s quite good at it.”

He’s a LOTR geek!!! I don’t know how many times I’ve seen those films, but I freaking love ‘em. And yes I do still want to marry Legolas.

Who is your pin-up?

“How are we defining pinup? Any celebrity in the world? It’s got to be Cheryl. She just needs a cuddle that girl. I think I could be the one to give her it. She is incredible.”

OK he picked the most obvious and beautiful woman around, but he didn’t say the usual ‘she’s gorgeous blah blah blah’ bullshit. No, he just wants to give her a hug. Seriously Danny, could you be any cuter??

Do you think the England football team can win the World Cup in South Africa?

“I’ve got money on them winning it. Hopefully they’ll build on their good performance against Egypt. Anyone and beat anyone on the day in the World Cup. If everyone can get behind England, I’m backing them to go all the way. I’m a fan of Steven Gerrard – he’s a guy who just leads by example and isn’t a massive talker. He’s a laidback character but he never really has a bad game. I also think Rio Ferdinand is a great choice for captain.”

He’s as deluded as I am and believes England can win the WC!! I also love his open man crushing on Gerrard, I’ve read it in a few other interviews too. Adorable.

My crush on this man just keeps on growing. He’s too lush. Helps that he looks like this..

The full interview can be found here:

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/entertainment/articles/2010-03/18/gq-sport-danny-care-on-englands-future

Xabi Alonso, you are one sexy motherfucker

Thanks Gina!

The REAL European Game This Week

I’m nervous. In fact that doesn’t even begin to describe how I am feeling. Basically I am a great big bundle of nerves, sickness, excitement and hope.

I can already sense how buzzing Anfield will be, ready to spur the team on. Who gives a fuck it’s the Europa and not the Champions League we’re now fighting for? Not me, not any other Liverpool fan and certainly not the team.

2-1 down. 2nd leg at home. It’s do-able. And we CAN do it.

The only way I can try and stop my mind spinning off in excitement (other than staying drunk for the next 24 hours, which sadly uni and work are preventing me from doing just that) is to look at some of our lads in training.

Win, lose or draw, I just hope we put up a good fight and do ourselves proud. They haven’t walked alone all season and they certainly won’t be tomorrow night.

Oh and a few more of Torres because God dammit he is just too pretty..

YNWA!

Champions League – Quarters

We have our semi finalists people!! How exciting. They are..

INTER MILAN

BARCELONA (not gonna lie, only picked this picture because of Almunia’s junk on show)

LYON

BAYERN MUNICH

Sadly this means we’re saying goodbye to..

CSKA Moscow

Arsenal

Bordeaux

And (not so sadly) Man United

I don’t really care who wins. With no English sides left my interest has been lost. I will say however my ‘one to watch’ is good old Jose. You know he’ll be more entertaining than most the matches..

Enough of this Champions League rubbish, we all know the Europa League is where it’s at COME ON YOU REDS!!!! (just preparing for tomorrow)

O__O

Even the Beautiful Bleed

Anyone else as deluded as me and somehow expects Becks to be fit and available for the World Cup? I’m just not ready to accept he really won’t be there.

Thom Evans – Dressed to Kilt

After suffering a nasty injury during this years Six Nations and many fearing he would never play, let alone walk again, it was a beautiful sight to see Thom Evans strutting his stuff on the catwalk. However, what the fuck is he wearing???

(apologies for watermarkings on the pictures, it’s all I’ve been able to find)

It’s like the skirt from a wedding dress. And don’t even get me started on the coloured monstrosity at the end. Luckily Thom’s face is so adorable, the outfits can almost be forgiven. Especially when he turned up to the event looking like this..

YU-UM!!

Wishing Thom a speedy recovery back onto the rugby pitch soon.

Newcastle back in the premiership

Bring your abs and man pile with you

Tuesday Tottie

Someone we’ve all known, loved and appreciated for a fair few years now, but when I’m sent pictures like this..

it would be a crime not to give the boy a Tuesday Tottie stage in which to stand up on and be ogled. Ladies (and gentlemen) I give you Mr Danny Agger..

He’s a hot ass motherfucker whose as badass as he is sexy. No, seriously, he IS badass. The man pulled a tooth out half way through a game and CARRIED ON PLAYING (See pic here: http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/3/1/f/a/1e.JPG )!! Now I’ve seen rugby and cricket players do this, bur never a footballer. Swoon. (yes I really did just swoon over him pulling a tooth out..)

So, a quick bit about Dan, before we move on the picture (and they are GOOD). He’s a Danish defender. Had many injury troubles but working his way back into the Liverpool first team. Oh and he has a smile to die for..

OK that’s all I need to know. Let’s move on to the good stuff. Enjoy

Bad.Ass

Mother.Fucker

And he gets bonus points from me for bleeding..

And I’m done. Happy Tuesday!!

Big thanks to Nathalia for picture contribution.

James Haskell

I know it’s old but mmmmmm…aabbsss

Rugby Round Up

A quick round up of the scores from this weekend, and by round up I mean a mention of the score and then a bunch of sexy pictures.

Firstly, let’s talk about Harlequins.. They won (wooo!) beating Newcastle (aka Jonny Wilkinson’s old team) 23-14 -all Quins points were scored by Nick Evans. Yay for him

The gorgeous Argie Gonzalo Tiesi returned from injury, and was greeted by having his head busted open in the first 10 minutes. Poor baby. FYI anyone that sends me a picture of Tiesi bleeding will be forever in my heart. Seriously, I need to see this. Here he is in all his thigh glory and looking very cute bandaged up. Awwr..

Danny Care was looking damn hot all muddy – you know, looking at pictures from rugby games is the only time I’m thankful for how much it rains in England. Just lovely

Sale beat Worcester 17-3 with Mark Cueto scoring a try

New England hottie Ben Foden helped Northampton win over Leeds 14-7

Leicester/Bath was quite the points fest with the Tigers winning 43-20 and scoring an impressive 5 tries.

And the other two matches I don’t have too much interest in;
Gloucester just beat Saracens 29-28 and Wasps beat London Irish 33-22.

And that was the weekend in rugby.

One final thing…guess what I have..

*EXPLODES*

Liverpool v Benfica – 1st Leg

Yeah, that about sums it up.

I hate April Fools

 

The world would be a better place if this was true..

A UK Rugby club in Cambridgeshire has this week confirmed they will be hosting the first naked Rugby Sevens tournament.

Hosted at Somersham RFC, the event is the brainchild of local businessman, naturist and rugby player Luke Atmerear.

“I am delighted to have found a club who have embraced my idea so closely.”

Mr Atmerear has campaigned for years to host an event such as this.

“I thought of the idea while on a naturist holiday on the Isle of Wight some four years ago, the majority of the clubs I spoke to wanted nothing to do with the idea, but with the support from the guys and girls at the East Anglia Naturist society we now have a exciting new event in our social calendar.”

Chairman of Somersham RFC, Rory Underwear added,

“Like all small rugby clubs funding is tight and we feel that being the founding partner of naked rugby could be a great way to raise our profile and some much needed cash. 

“Oh they are an open minded bunch, I’m sure their wives will be please not to have to wash the kit!”

The format of the tournament is 7-a-side mixed touch rugby followed by a traditional British BBQ and party.

“I feel I am only scratching the surface of the potential of naked rugby, not only will the naturists in East Anglia enjoy it, but I am sure there are a few lads and ladesses in the traditional rugby fraternity who might fancy a change.”

 

Link: http://ur7s.com/news/960/naked_rugby_finds_a_home

It’s April!!!!

How did that happen?

I’m stupid.

Liverpool play Benfica tomorrow in the Europa League. I’m on Easter holidays, so I can watch right? Wrong. Me being a dumbass, I booked myself onto a 3 hour train journey at the same time. ARRGHHH. My stupidity annoys the hell outta me. So, yeah, I’ll be missing the whole frickin game. I’m consoling myself with staring at this picture of Mr Torres. I don’t fancy him, but I REALLY like looking at pictures of him. Just lovely.

Some lovely old school man loving lovelyness.

I really love these two.

Um. Wow.

What a freaking match. I’m not an Arsenal fan and I’m certainly not a Barcelona fan, but seriously I was on the edge of my seat watching this one.

I’m more a picture then words girl, so I’ll do a little summary in pictures..

Almunia was super human in the first half…and not so special in the second..

Puyol was sent off for, errr, I’m not actually sure why he was sent off. I think it was for invading King Fabregas’ air space in his magical Kingdom.  The sending off resulting in a penalty, which Cesc took and in doing so seemed to injure himself. Bummer.

Theeeeooooooooooooooo scored. Save it for the World Cup baby *thumbs up*

This picture of Pique and Cesc indulging in some man loving made me squeal.

Bendtner continued to be shit. Seriously is there a more rubbish footballer in the world?

Theirry Henry enjoyed his support from the Arsenal fans, so much that he hung around for about 4 hours lapping it all up..

The game ended 2-2 with Barca getting those all important away goals. Couldn’t actually care who wins the second leg, but I realised tonight just how much I miss Liverpool being in the Champions League

A study of Bacon’s tongue

Something I’ve discovered these past few days of my Easter break is that Bacon does tongue porn like no one else. It’s really quite special. There also seem to be many different types of Bacon Tongue. Below are some of my favourites..

The ‘I spy women’ Tongue

The ‘pssh, my hair is rocking, don’t tell me otherwise’ Tongue.

The ‘mmmm rain taste good’ Tongue

The ‘mwahaha, I will turn that good boy dirty’ Tongue

The ‘i’m topless..what could make me even more attractive right now’ Tongue

And finally the Bacon tongue that makes me wanna actually lick him.

There we have it, tongue for every Bacontastic occassion. I’m gonna go take a cold shower now.